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Chelsea, Leicester, Leeds, Spurs and Liverpool are among our Premier League 22/23 season losers

That was an achievement in ineptitude from Chelsea and Todd Boehly, with Southampton somehow in a better way than Leicester and Liverpool and Spurs failing. The winners are here…   Todd BoehlyIt is a genuine achievement to be quite so immediately bad at this club ownership lark, never mind to lower the floor for the …

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Everton fans invade the Goodison Park pitch after securing Premier League survival with a 1-0 win over Bournemouth

16 Conclusions from the Premier League’s final day as Everton survive and Kane does meaningless bits

The 2022/23 Premier League season is no more, but it bowed out with another vintage slice of final-day Barclays.   1) Leeds and Leicester fans may disagree but final-day Barclays really is the very best of Barclays. Even when there’s not all that much at stake. Maybe even especially when there’s not all that much …

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Chelsea manager Frank Lampard

Chelsea ‘fans’ angry with Liverpool, Man Utd target but Lampard gives Blues ‘hope for future’

Frank Lampard has continued his career-long feud but still offered Chelsea predictable ‘hope for the future’, even if ‘fans’ are furious with one young star.   Basic instinctAfter suffering a seventh defeat of his nine-game Chelsea interim reign – and a 20th loss in 32 matches as a Premier League manager this season – it …

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Referee John Brooks disallows Liverpool's goal

Firmino bids Liverpool farewell by stopping Klopp getting another touchline ban in thrilling draw

Jurgen Klopp was guaranteed to be baited by PGMOL’s masterful choice of referee until Roberto Firmino rescued a point for Liverpool against Aston Villa.   And we all thought PGMOL was a robotic, stony-faced, risible organisation entirely incapable of doing anything deliberate humorous. Then as Jurgen Klopp served the touchline ban imposed after questioning the integrity …

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Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino against Man Utd

Man Utd plunged into ‘transfer chaos’ amid ‘bad management’ and surprise Pochettino return

There is ‘transfer chaos’ at Man Utd after an ‘oversight’ which they aren’t guilty of whatsoever, while Mauricio Pochettino is coming back to Old Trafford.   Returns policyFirst things first: congratulations to each of the following for services to complete and utter sh*thousery… ‘Mauricio Pochettino set to make managerial return at Old Trafford as he …

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